She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said
my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I
do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he
told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why,
just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's
office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it
when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we
admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...

Tags: Fried Chicken, Principal's Office

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Permalink Reply by sam reynolds on June 10, 2010 at 8:08pm

lol, great!

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Permalink Reply by YOGESH PAWAR on June 11, 2010 at 1:23am

You are making me ask to you "Is it a Real story or just a joke?" good work my friend ;-)

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Permalink Reply by Nathan Davies on June 11, 2010 at 12:08pm

Your teacher could be written up for discrimination if the principal takes this any kinda serious, or if it gets any worse. That is.... if this isn't just a joke you found.