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The U.S. Economy Is So Bad That
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
International television stations are
now showing 'Sponsor an American Child'
commercials.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and
the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with
that?"
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
My ATM gave me an IOU.
A stripper was killed when her audience
showered her with rolls of pennies while she
danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
If the bank returns your check
marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you
or
them!
McDonald's is selling the ¼-ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their
nannies and learned their children's
names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn' t
afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed
her.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas
is now managed by Somali
pirates.
Congress says they are looking into
this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great... The guy who made $50 Billion
disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion
disappear.
Tags: Current U.S. Economy
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Permalink Reply by Anubis on -
Lol. that is a nice list.
Unfortunately the ATM giving out IOU's is true when you think about it.
-Anubis
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Permalink Reply by Gibson on -
Did you know if wal-mart was put out of business, the economy would thrive better.
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Permalink Reply by Anubis on
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It might, but the little stores in my town are doing okay atleast.
-Anubis
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Permalink Reply by Jeannine on -
here's the link to your info...
The Economy Is So Bad.... 55 Jokes About the Recession
http://www.disaboomlive.com/Blogs/saydrah/archive/2009/04/23/the-ec...
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Permalink Reply by Gavin Roskamp on -
Sooooooo true!
The U.S. economy is so bad that this page exists!
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