Johns log stardate 10012009. I have been offerd the rank admiral by starfleet, if i take the offer i will be transferd to USS admiralnub... i think i will take the offer but my first oder will be to change name to.... USS runescapeg33k, the ship is a galaxy class ship speced with starfleets newest wepons. Long live the terren empire!!......um wait (asking my 1:st offeser) did i get thrue the wormhole? .....yes! Forget that terren part pl0x.

Johns log suplemantal, stardate 05122008-2316.



I have been expericing som eextreem itches on my head, i hope it is not the klick on t'kah virus, if so, i got 1 day to live, ensing skratchy and comander itchy are beeming to the klingon homeorld for a possable cure, meenwhile i have diciden to take comand of the U.S.S. Pi geek (nebula class) and send a probe on an ailien ship that have intercepted U.S.S. Crazy gate. And on top of this Lt La porn says that is gonna be an antimatter… Continue

THE CRACKY MT

The wind were blowing, i feel the wind in my long hair. Suddenly i heard a niose. It was Irine.
-Are you reddy yet?
-No...yes...were are we going? i said
- To the candy montain!
-No, i don't want to candy montain.
-Come an charlie....
It was like a nightsmare, irine changed into 2 unicorns, it was neagther the LSD or that childish vido i saw.


NOT BACED ON REALETY....OF COUSE XD

///qurra2