What kind of geek are you?

The original kind, I'm in a circus side show.

Why do you consider yourself a geek?

I'm very hairy and have two heads.

How did you find out about our Geek community?

Chris Pirillo asked me to.

What are your "geeky equipment" specs?

I own a Motorola Star tac.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Alive

What makes you laugh?

Hee Haw

What is the thing in life you treasure most?

Puma running shoes

What's the geekiest thing you've ever done?

I once wove a basket out of fiber optic.

What do you do to entertain yourself?

Drink beer out of the cooler while sitting on the couch on my porch.

What's your Web site / blog address?

http://twitterstars.com