About 12 years ago, my father built a computer for me and my brother. Being a kid in 2nd Grade who could say he had a computer in his home was one thing, but a computer in my room was something else.
Affectionately called Frankenstein, it was big, loud, and grey. A red switch the size of a matchbook flipped horizontally, which is how the computer would sit atop our desk. Components of the machine that I still don't know about couldn't be vertical. It was mysterious and wonderful. Windows 3.1 was installed and barely used. I had an infatuation with DOS.
Parts of this machine were moved into later machines. All of which my father would build. I'd watch him blow dust out of metal boxes and push black ribbons into the back.

Parts of this machine are in the machine I use today. The core of it, actually, is the same. An Intel motherboard with a Celeron Processor running at about 400 MHz. A SoundBlaster of some sort offer me audio. I've gone through a number of monitors, but my video card can only run in a maximum of 1280x1024 in 24-bit color. I stick with 1152x864 just for the sake of running it in 32-bit.
I've been content with this. I find it silly to hear 15 year old kids on YouTube (which I can barely watch now because of the CPU it takes to run the flash content) complaining about their new computer having a processor running at 2.26GHz when their other one runs at 2.56GHz. I cannot even fathom what that would be like. I would imagine they cannot fathom what ~400MHz would be like.
A few months ago, my maximum harddrive capacity was 13 GB split on two drives. Seven, the C: drive, and six, the D: drive. Yes, up until September of 2008, and iPod had more hard drive space than my computer. After the C: drive sputtered and quit, a 320 GB IDE drive was purchased. This was an anxiety attack for everyone involved. I didn't know if W2K could support drives that high. I was quite lucky that after a few registry edits, I could partition it into three drives.
Until around this time last year, it ran Windows 98 SE. Now I'm proud to say that it is running a bit more recent operating system. Windows 2000 Professional. Updating from an operating system that is ten years old to an operating system that is eight years old was quite climactic.
Were you aware that Windows incorporated transparency into the desktop? Quite the nice effect on the context menus. Hold on hold on, I can make the taskbar hide and jump back when my cursor goes down for it. Wait wait, the cursor has a shadow? This is too much.
But with my happiness comes anger.
It's a bit frustrating not being able to nurture my casual gaming needs with newer games(what in the hell is OpenGL?), being able to edit video together in something other than VirtualDub(I do love this program) and being forced to use outdated versions of anything you're using now. "I can has multi-tasking?" No, you may not has multi-tasking. Two programs running at the same time is okay. Three is pushing it. After a while, closing one program doesn't mean it's closed. I am actually so used to it by now, that I ctrl+alt+del after I close any program just to make sure it isn't still running. iPod? Don't have one. Couldn't use one if I did. No drivers exist for W2K nor would iTunes run on this beast.
C'est la vie.
I'll keep recording songs in Cool Edit Pro(bought by Adobe and is now Audition) and editing video as it gets closer and closer to a time when I will have to update this machine and take its drives out and put them in a new box. But until then, Frankenstein will keep putting along and try and keep up with me shoving all kinds of software at it while it goes "lol, I see what you did there! Windows XP please!". I'll keep ctrl+alt+deleting my way back to the desktop and having time to eat a snack while it starts up each day, making meals while it installs new software and thanking any and all websites not made intirely out of flash. There has been an exponential growth in technology in the past eight years and I haven't kept up. But, again, I am fine with this. It has been a lot of fun(?) trying to find drivers for my sound card and getting Blue Screens of Death on a monthly(if I'm lucky) basis.
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