Take your pick:
and this one from Pieces of Flair on Facebook:
What it all boils down to is I'm sick and called into work today. Which I almost never do. So I'm at home when my younger daughter comes home from school and asks where my older daughter is going because she got off at a different bus stop, which she's NOT supposed to do. So, of course that makes me feel so much better. Her dad is going looking for her now. It won't be pretty when she gets home, trust me.