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Smile - Happy Mother's Day (5-10-2009)
Things My Mom Taught Me
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."
10. My Mother taught me about my MY ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand.
"And last but not least...
12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!
Thanks to my friend Dan for the above contribution.
Mom's are precious. If you still have yours, let her know how much you love her
EVERY DAY not just on Mother's Day.
Remember, even if she's no longer here on earth, she's still watching.
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."
10. My Mother taught me about my MY ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand.
"And last but not least...
12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!
Thanks to my friend Dan for the above contribution.
Mom's are precious. If you still have yours, let her know how much you love her
EVERY DAY not just on Mother's Day.
Remember, even if she's no longer here on earth, she's still watching.
Comment
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Comment by Doc Adrian on May 10, 2009 at 8:25am
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that was very cool thanks Mom !!
and for the jeff dunham fans here is a funny mother's day video :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnlFnwgQCqk enjoy !! with mom :)
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Comment by kinglacho on May 10, 2009 at 12:22am -
That's a really funny post! xD Great job! xD And Happy Mothers Day to all mothers! xD
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Comment by SuziQ on May 9, 2009 at 10:43pm -
Oh isn't this great truth!!!
I received this in email the other day!!!! So so true!
So glad you posted this Bob!!! Hope your weekend is great!!!
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Comment by Typicalexbf on May 9, 2009 at 10:03pm -
#9 Is so my mother.
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Comment by TxNana on May 9, 2009 at 7:54pm -
OMG some things are so true yet funny. Good job
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Comment by Sheldon Jones on May 9, 2009 at 5:50pm -
Excellent post dude good job.
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Comment by MacBaby16 on May 9, 2009 at 11:05am -
I love this! You always post such wonderful things! :) Thanks for sharing!
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