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Smile - Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. Dogs don't wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's
interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's
happy to see you.
Comment
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Comment by bob3160 on September 27, 2010 at 4:44am -
Thanks Tim,
Compliments are always welcome. :)
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Comment by Tim Michalyszyn on September 27, 2010 at 12:43am -
I found this post to be very amusing. Nice work.
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Comment by Phoobar on September 21, 2010 at 8:00am -
Or another great one...women...can't live with them and sheep can't cook.
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Comment by Karyyk on September 21, 2010 at 5:45am -
It's all in good fun. Women send stuff like this out about their husbands all the time and no one ever seems to object to that.
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Comment by bob3160 on September 21, 2010 at 5:02am
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Tracy,
Yes, I've had the same wife for over 50 years. You'll note that the title of this blog starts with Smile - ....
so just keep smiling.
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Comment by Tracy on September 21, 2010 at 4:24am -
According to your photo, you have a SO (wife or something like it)-
If this is all tongue-in-cheek, great-
Otherwise, I feel sorry for her.
T
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