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Some interesting Murphys law
someone
changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does
Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you
hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.
As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is
bad, it happens.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still
late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in
front
of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't
have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the
bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the
other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the non-smoker
Comment
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Comment by matt on March 8, 2010 at 1:48pm -
Hilarious! Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
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Comment by Kissa on February 26, 2010 at 5:11am -
Haaa! these are hilarious!
From "When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions."
I have pretty much given up on trying to find the shortest line. It doesn't matter if there is only 1 ahead and they are seeming to go fast. If I get behind them then something will happen and then it takes 10 minutes to check out!
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Comment by Kenny the Metalman on February 26, 2010 at 4:06am -
A fad is something that costs $30 when you want one of it and $10 after you have 3 of it
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Comment by ram5sh on February 26, 2010 at 3:14am -
Some more...
1)Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
2)There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
3)Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
4)No matter who gets elected, Government always gets in
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Comment by Jim Shelton on February 25, 2010 at 8:34pm -
(1)Always think faster than you type! I meant to say:(2) "There are 2 theories concerning understanding women-both are wrong.
(3) After you click the " add comment" button, you will always find a mistake. ( I gots a million of 'em. )
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Comment by Jim Shelton on February 25, 2010 at 8:28pm
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There are theories concerning understanding women. Both are wrong.
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Comment by Bob Ress on February 25, 2010 at 8:18pm -
I've been the victim of that last one more times than I can count.
If it's not one thing, ---it's two things.
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Comment by cliffystones on February 25, 2010 at 7:14pm -
If you actually wanted to get cables tangled, they would never tangle!
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